level-100-sneak.gif

filenames:

level-100-sneak.gif

(via robot-from-the-future)


409 notes




jack-frost-roleplay:

((Do you ever just get really into an rp and while you’re waiting you just…))

image

(via robot-from-the-future)


12,087 notes




sir-hathaway:

least-virginy-virgin-ever:

infinite-songbird:

how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what

image

In just seven days, oh baby, I can make you a maaaaaaaaan

I believe that Rocky Horror fans just stole a text post and I love it.

(Source: ocean-dvst, via thatmoogle)


565,222 notes



437,548 notes

fourteenacross:


little cap
little Black Widow
little Nick Fury

SAM JACKSON TAKING A SELFIE WITH THE KID AND A NICK FURY ACTION FIGURE I CAN’T


youcantcancelquidditch:

apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

(via atia-ofthejulii)


216,686 notes




dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

i opened up a massive cut on my foot with a shampoo bottle once. it subsequently filled with shampoo and blood and a thousand tears of stinging soapy foot pain.

(via instrumentalgraphite)


17,122 notes


1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff


holmes-less:

lucifersaxon:

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

(via hagumis)


87,793 notes