((Do you ever just get really into an rp and while you’re waiting you just…))
how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what
In just seven days, oh baby, I can make you a maaaaaaaaan
I believe that Rocky Horror fans just stole a text post and I love it.
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor
i opened up a massive cut on my foot with a shampoo bottle once. it subsequently filled with shampoo and blood and a thousand tears of stinging soapy foot pain.